“It’s almost as if we have two kids, but one’s an egg,”
Hahahaha! But also, rude. ;)

who’s heartless enough to return a friend? When your friend gets lost, she’s still your friend.
This is when marketing can be genius. The guilt-factor inhibitor as well as the rebranding!

I would like to see a large egg-shaped robot in fairy wings and a tiara. Just to see how the wings would stay on, for one thing

and yet his cat remained the same.
Yes, what _about_ the cat? And where did it come from? Was it sneezed out?